TOP 5 WAYS TO TRAIN YOUR PET ROCK

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Top 5 Ways to Train Your Pet Rock
  1. Teach it to roll over (with a gentle nudge, of course).
  2. Give it a nice shiny coat of paint for motivation.
  3. Set up an obstacle course and see if it can make it to the end (hint: it won't move).
  4. Have conversations with it to build emotional bonding.
  5. Celebrate its birthday every year with a party — don’t forget the tiny hat!

This is my second paragraph, and out of the three that are required to be on this page per the rubric, this will be the hardest to write. Pet rocks. What are they? Some might call them friends, but what is a friend? That question has been asked many times throughout the course of time. And there is no answer. And to conclude, I will say that some people truly do enjoy caring for their pet rocks. It touches my heart.

I lied. THIS will be the most difficult paragraph to write. What further is there to write about pet rocks? Maybe I should've chosen a better topic. But it was fun to make the list. I do believe that the content of what I write here doesn't matter, as the purpose of this course is to teach some basic web-design coding.

In fact, I've already taken this course, but the title was different. The professor's name was Dale Blasingame. I enjoyed both his course and your course. You both make it very easy to remember what to type in order to get certain outcomes. Anyways, this is the end of my third paragraph for this page, and I promise that next page's paragraphs will be more happy and uplifting in a sense!


Favorite Pet Rock Names
Jeffery Willford Lord Gorgoroth
Favorite Times of Day
Around noon Around ten PM Around midnight
Reasons That I Love My Mother
She helps me with money She taught me insurance She makes me feel heard
Favorite Rows and Columns
R4, C1 is my favorite R4, C2 is my second favorite R4, C3 is my third favorite